Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Elton John Would Sing For Bin Laden; If The Price Was Right.


Fresh from performing at Homo-hating Rush Limbaugh's wedding reception, Sir Elton (I'll even take food stamps)John, spoke out against musicians boycotting Arizona because of it's new immigration policy. Mr. Elton John doesn't get why people and their panties are in a knot.

"We are all very pleased to be playing in Arizona. I have read that some of the artists won't come here. They are fuckwits! Let's face it: I still play in California, and as a gay man I have no legal rights whatsoever." Miss thing is right about that, but still why so stressed Elton?

Well, that's because you get paid Mr. Sir Elton John. Why would you have any integrity and NOT play California? That would make a difference and force people to see every human being should have the right to marry, no matter, gender or color. No, Sir John you just keep taking any money thrown at you and stand up for nothing but gluttony; in which you fill your stomach and pockets with.


"So what's the fuck with these people?," said John according to local paper Arizona Daily Star as he fixed his eyeliner and made sure his hair piece wasn't lopsided.
"Musicians spread love and peace, and bring people together. That's what we do."

I agree with that and don't think celebrities should be in your face with their politics. But wouldn't it be nice (given Mr. Johns age and wealth) if he could stand up and say NO, he would not sing for a jerk-off like Rush Limbaugh, who doesn't support gay people/ or their rights.

I'm sure you need the money Mr. John-to buy more glitter Versace pantsuits and take care of your stay-at home-husband and child. Just sing and dance for the master and get back in your town car and drive off and out of Arizona.Hopefully one day, A new law won't be passed; that declares: all foreign born citizens must give up their citizenship's and, "Go back to where they came."

I guess it would effect Mr. John; if it effected his pocketbook. Elton John is a great singer-songwriter, and will always be one of my favorites. I just wish he could be a better human being; I guess you can't have it all.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Trader Joe's set to open in Chelsea on Monday!

The store in Chelsea will feature its signature sassy, low-cost foods - and a bit of local-themed artwork. Over priced super markets like Gristedes and D`Agostino's told to"suck it!" By the Chelsea community. Local gay bars are abuzz with the news that they have a new place to buy organic salad, and possibly pick up a new boyfriend, or two.

If you haven't tried Trader Joe's yet. nows the time. Trader's is a lot like Wholefoods, except almost half the price. The only bad news is: unlike the over crowded East 14th Street Trader Joe's, no wine shop. Booze heads will have to go to that location still for Trader's great bargain wines and beer's.

The store opens Monday morning at 8:am. Expect crowds in tank tops and jean cut-offs and a lot of 'ohs, ahs and "Go Girl!" Well you GO, and pick me up 3 cans of Trader Joe's dolphin safe Tuna; my cupboard is bare and a Tuna Melt sounds good on a hot day.