Monday, September 27, 2010

Stuffed Animals with Mental Disorders

German toymaker Paraplush has released a line of cute stuffed animals that suffer from different mental illnesses.I love these and want each one.

Depressed Turtle
Being an animal accustomed to a more relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with Dub, sending him into a severe depression.

Sheep with Multiple Personality Disorder
Dolly seems to suffer from the delusion that she is a wolf despite the fact that she is without a doubt a sheep.

Hallucinating Snake
Sly’s inner conflict must be interpreted as a sign of an ambivalent relationships towards its own body. Combined with the fascination of an apparently much more potent-seeming substitute rattle, we suspect the manifestation of a deeply rooted rattle complex.

Hippo with OCD
Lilo has been trying to solve the same wooden jigsaw puzzle for the past few months without success. He is so absorbed in this repetitive activity that he is completely unaware of his surroundings.

Paranoid Crocodile
Kroko’s hypersensitive perception is a symptom of a paranoid psychosis.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Why is this woman a celebrity? she looks like a fire hydrant with a wig and shoes on. Snooki continues to amuse her "fans" who seem to still flock to the untalented crew of trash from Jersey on MTV's "Jersey Shore"

Last season's "Jersey" took a dip in the ratings; im sure soon followed by a lower rated new season which begins january 2012. In the mean time Snooki has taken to writing books; well she doesn't write them; a ghost writer does and her publisher puts her name on them; amazing I didnt think Snooki's fans could read.

Maybe the whole cast can go to an island somewhere and stay there; I'll pay for the hairspray, cheap clothes, booze and tan booths for them; if they promise never to come back.