Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Tim Tebow Dyes His Hair Black For NY Arrival; Is He Gay?


New York newspapers are going gaga over Tim Tebow getting traded to the Giants. Grown men with pot bellies and hairlines like Helen Hunt are salivating over the arrival of Tebow like the second coming of Christ.

What they seem to forget is, Tebow wasn’t the best player (hence the getting traded to the Giants) but he has celebrity because he kneels on the playing field like a hooker for Jesus after every game.

The notoriously religious Tebow is known to recite passages from the Bible at any given time; just what people like, a dumb jock who talks religion. Tebow was home schooled all his life with four other siblings. He also stated that he will remain celibate until marriage; which had a lot of people cracking up recently; Football players are notoriously hit on by women and many married players hook up with the tarts that follow them on the road. Some speculate that a good looking, rich football player can’t possibly be celibate? Many believe Tebow is gay.

I really don’t care about him that much to wonder about his heterosexuality; it will only bother me if he starts bashing gays.

What did surprise me is the Jets press conference for Tebow; where he showed up with obviously dyed black hair. Do ultra conservative religious men dye their hair black? Makes you wonder.
Some think is he’s trying to look like his rival, Mark Sanchez. Others guess that if Tebow is gay he won’t be able to hide in New York’s gay Mecca like he did in the boondocks. In New York there are many gay people of shapes and sizes; maybe that’s what he needs.

Update: Tebow was spotted last week getting pampered at a West Hollywood nail salon, where he got a manicure and pedicure. It doesn't make him gay.

*photo belongs to TMZ.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Bombed At Event Launch For Her Stupid Perfume

Kim Kardashian got a big surprise while trying to sell more crap to the public last night. As usual the tacky no-talent showed up all smiles at the launch of her new peppermint flavored douche last evening.

Instead of the normal stares from mentally challenged fans and giggles from most of the public, Kardashian was doused with flour (I think the kids call it, flour bombing) by an unidentified woman; Wow this is the first time Kim Kardashian has had anything SO white on her.

Check out the video. Video is owned by TMZ

Monday, March 5, 2012

“Kirk Cameron Is A Racist Piece Of White Turd”

Not gay here at all, yep.

Former TV star turned to religion late in his brief career, and the world breathed a sigh of relief that we wouldn’t see him again, but like plaque, Kirk Cameron is back.

Has-been racist from the 1980’s TV show “Growing Pains” just did an interview on Piers Morgan where he said homosexuality is an unnatural act. There is nothing wrong with religion, if it keeps up your socks to believe things other people fabricated years ago for their own agenda, then good for you, but there’s nothing worse than some dumb ass who thinks he has to enforce his beliefs on everyone.

Taffy for brains Cameron can preach his hate all he wants; what most of these racist don’t get is, this world was built by some gay people; the food he eats was made by some gay people; the rhetoric he preaches was probably written by some gay people.

Cameron also remarked that gay marriage was destructive to families everywhere; yeah the same crap people said about black people sharing their water fountains; the same thing white men cried when women wanted to vote. It’s amazing some pig like Cameron (sorry pigs) can be a bigot and hide behind the Bible as a way to justify his words when preaching hate.

Every-time some garbage like Cameron (sorry garbage) comes out and says things like this, some kid somewhere gets bullied for being gay or worse, commits suicide.

I’m sure some fellow jerks who say they speak for God but sound more like the Devil will rejoice in Cameron’s slam of gays (probably when committing more sins than most people)

If there is a “judgment day” Racist’s like Cameron will be one of the first people with a pitchfork up his ass.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Why is ABC trying to ruin REVENGE?

It’s amazing what gets picked up for television. Each year networks get hundreds of pitches for new shows; some even make it to pilot (first episode of a TV show) Most pilots don’t even air. Networks never know what will really be a hit. If the network is rolling out 10 new shows for the season; 3 or 4 will get the major promotional treatment like print, billboards, etc.; while others will get minimal support from the network.

When Revenge first aired on ABC on September 21, 2011 it got medium promotion. Some people will remember the ads, mostly of leading lady Emily Van Camp in a slinky black number; thorns at the bottom of her dress, daring you to touch. What shocked a bunch of people is when Revenge became a sleeper hit. With nighttime soaps being “dead in the water” for years, Revenge brought back a fun idea; beautiful rich people, love, deceit, sex, violence and jaw dropping story lines that had you hitting the rewind button. Within weeks Revenge was on the cover of TV Guide, Entertainment Weekly and madly discussed around the water cooler the next day at work. Other networks smelled the green and began developing their own soapy dramas (TNT will debut Dallas (based on the 1980’s hit) over the summer.

So what did ABC do to keep up with an addictive new show that started beating its Wednesday 10: pm competition Law & Order SVU and CSI in the ratings? They took it off the air for weeks; then put it on one week and then it was off for two weeks again. For February it aired only two times and it was announced it would be back for new episodes in April; Excuse me, what happened to the month of March? Are they replacing it with anything better? Are you kidding? Lame specials that should have been bumped to Friday or Saturday nights. Is this any way to treat a budding hit? Is this any way to treat a lady?

When Van Kamp appeared on Ellen DeGeneres this past week, Ellen admitted to being a huge fan of the show and to the audiences delight shared how the whole staff would discuss the show the next morning at work. Ellen did have a complaint and wondered why the show was off the air for such long gaps. Van Kamp kept her famous cool smile, but Stevie Wonder could tell she agreed and remarked, “It’s an ABC decision.”

The public is more fickle than a out of work bee and when they find a show they love; they want it to be available; with a million things on TV these days; people are not going to search for it like they’re underwear after an orgy. ABC is giving the public a boner with Revenge and offering no release; hopefully they work it out before we move on to another show.

Luckily Revege came back and was renewed for a second season; hopefully the second season of Revenge won't be bouced around like a unloved step child, so new and old fans alike can get their fix of Emily Throne and company for years to come.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Lady Gaga Starts Anti Bullying Foundation

Oprah and Lady Gaga are working together for "Born This Way Foundation"
Rather you like Lady Gaga or not you have to admit, few people her age (25) have used their fame for the good of the community. In this day and age most celebrities care more about using their celebrity to sell the public perfume, clothes and any other junk they can put their name on to make a dirty dollar; Lady Gaga puts her money where her mouth piece is with her new  Born This Way Foundation; a non-profit organization that targets bullying and teens.

Gaga wore a demure (for her!) black dress and huge head piece. The official rollout of the foundation was held at Harvard because the university’s Berkman Center for Internet and Society and its Graduate School of Education are offering assistance to the new organization.

Gaga was joined by Oprah Winfrey, spiritual guru Deepak Chopra, and Kathleen Sebelius, the US Health and Human Services secretary - is placing bets that her name will help encourage and fund the foundation’s programs.

“The goal of the Born This Way Foundation is to challenge meanness and cruelty by inspiring young people to create a support system in their respective communities,’’ she said. “This is about changing the school environment, and not putting the power in the hands of the teachers or the government.’’

“What is exciting to me,’’ Winfrey said, “is that thought leaders have gathered together as one force to ask why does bullying and violence and hatred against young people continue in our society and what we can do about it.’’

The foundation has plans for a nationwide bus tour, which it says will teach teens about getting involved in civic groups and allow them to connect with mentors. The “Born Brave Bus’’ will also follow the route of Gaga’s next North American tour.

Gaga's mom joined her.

Gaga added with a blink of black lashes that laws won’t make bullying disappear. “There is no federal law that can change these problems,’’ she said. “The only way to solve the problem is to change the environment.’’

Gaga has been outspoken before on various social and political issues. She campaigned against the military’s now-abandoned “don’t ask, don’t tell’’ policy, which allowed gays and lesbians to serve as long as they hid their sexual orientation. She has also used her considerable Star power to kill laws trying to ban gay marriage by going to Washington and razing hair-ah; hell.

No matter what message she wants to endorse, Gaga can command the world’s attention with just a touch of her sequined glove: She has almost 20 million Twitter followers and 48 million Facebook fans. It’s nice to see someone use their fame and money to help a lot of kids who can’t be reached normally; if it wasn’t for the power of music and the internet.