Sunday, December 23, 2012

Bethenny Frankel Shocker: Dumps Husband Before Christmas.

In a storyline that seems ripped out of one of their campy TV shows, Bravo TV’s most successful star Bethenny Frankel has announced she and husband Jason Hoppy are separating after 2-years of marriage. They have one daughter named Bryn.

Frankel, 42, and Hoppy, 41 opened their new marriage to the world of peeping Toms with “Bethenny Ever After.” Sadly it looks like Frankel will be alone ever after.

"This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother, I have to accept as the best choice for our family," Frankel tells Us Weekly, adding that the situation brings her "great sadness."

Frankel has admitted to having a terrible childhood and has sought therapy to mend her demons, but it looks like love and success couldn’t repair the pain she carries with her from her past.

People are saying one of the reasons for the spilt is that Frankel wanted to live in LA, and Hoppy wanted to stay in New York to be close to his family. For many Frankel fans (myself included) We wish both Bethenny and Jason the best and pray their little 2-year-old daughter Bryn, doesn't get her Christmas ruined with this horrible news.

What’s next for Frankel? Newly single she continues to introduce new Skinnygirl cocktail products (she sold the company in 2010 for under a $100 million dollars) and will host her own daytime TV talk show that will debut in the fall of 2013.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Top 4 Strangest Gifts You Can Buy This Season.

It’s that time of year again when people scram to buy Holiday gifts, but does Aunt Ida really need another blender and has your boyfriend ever worn that tacky Donald Trump tie?

Well thinking only of my readers I sweated myself through a box of Mallomars; searching for the most interesting and jaw dropping gifts one could purchase this holiday season.

Justin Bieber Blow-up Sex Doll: The Just-In Beaver Love Doll. For just $26.92 you can have a night of passion with the bieb-ster. Buy this for a dirty uncle; Catholic priest or favorite teenage girl; who-doesn’t- really-get-what-this-is.

Pizza Hut Perfume: The chain is releasing the limited-edition scent; which might go worldwide if the sales are crispy enough; sure; everyone in America wants to smell like oil and cheese. Buy this for vegetarians and people who don’t desire a sex life anymore.

Meggings: Heard of Leggings? Well now the men have a turn in what are basically tights for men; just be sure to correctly rotate your meat and potatoes before you put them on. Buy this for that sassy ballerina in your life or Carl, who works at Home Depot.

Rob Kardashian Socks: The KarTRASHIANS are known for their greed; many whisper that they would put their name on used condoms; well until that venture comes to fruition we will have to be happy with these clown socks. Buy this for; pimps and the color blind.


Friday, December 7, 2012

Camp Alert! John Travolta, Olivia Newton John Xmas video.

Wow just in time for Christmas; John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's new video for their Christmas album; it pretty much one of the campiest videos ever made, and who drew on Travolta's hair and eyebrows with a black Magic Marker?

Tiss the season to have a laugh and here it is; I don't know what's worse; Travolta's hair; Newton-johns face; the song or the low grade video.

CHECK IT OUT HERE: But be warned, have some spiked Eggnog first.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

What’s That Smell in Coach? KFC is Served on Planes Now.

Last time I was on a plane I got stuck in the middle seat. On my left was a portly woman who kept coughing as her blubber oozed into my seat space like Jell-O on a moving train. A tall guy was on my right, and when he wasn’t falling asleep on me, his celery stick thin legs kept rubbing against feet; what would have been more annoying here? How about the smell of someone eating Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Starting December 1, Japan Airlines will begin serving boxed KFC meals on long-haul flights to the United States and Europe. The meal includes two pieces of fried chicken, "flat bread" and coleslaw; where the hell is the mac & cheese?

Would you like headphones and a bucket of chicken?

"We wanted to recreate the festive cheer onboard," said a Japan Airlines spokesperson. Sure, now I'll have to sit through babies crying and the lingering smell of grease; how is that festive?

The idea started because of KFC's massive popularity as a holiday food in Japan, largely due to a successful Christmas marketing campaign that started in the 1970s. The lines at KFC stores in Japan during Christmas can get extraordinarily long. So I see America’s plan, we can’t beat Japan when it comes to brains; so we’ll just slow them down by making them fat asses like most people living in the U.S.A.

Listen Peeps; I love me some KFC, but you’d never find me eating it in a small, crapped place. Fast food is satisfying sometimes, except when you’re not eating it yourself, and smelling it; that can be really disgusting.