Saturday, September 21, 2013

Zac Efron in Rehab for Cocaine; Will Monkey(or Elmo) Stay off?

Well another Disney Star's image gets flushed down the toilet; "High School Musical's" Zac Efron, 25,  has completed his second time in rehab this week.

Sources at various salons and gossip sites have reported that the squeaky clean actor has had addictions to cocaine and Ecstasy, which had many surprised because you never heard any gossip about the hunka-hunka-pretty-boy-cheese actor doing anything nasty.
Hopefully Efron can beat the demon's away with a bat.

One wonders if this is just a gimmick to give the handsome, yet dull actor some publicity as his career after the Disney films seems headed in the way of "Dancing With The Stars." and he doesn't seem to be on any hot casting directors list's; except the ones who want to bang him.

If it is a ruse to get attention don't be surprised if it works; Miley Cyrus loves showing her 12-year-old-Asian-boy body off and licking things like a dog in heat, and people "can't stop" talking and laughing about her.


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerk’s Herself Out Of Vogue Cover.

Don’t fuck with Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of Vogue magazine. Cyrus, 20, has already shot the photos that we’re going to be the Vogue cover story for the December 2013 issue. Well that’s until Cyrus danced a weird, rumored drugged out performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, in which she stuck out a tongue that a snake would have been embarrassed of; danced around like she’s got gonorrhea and played with a huge finger, that seemed wasn’t big enough for the former Hanna Montana star, who many are calling Whore-tana. When Wintour lowered her Tom Ford sunglasses and saw Cyrus; she was rumored to yell, “hell-to-the no!” and promptly canned her from being on the cover.
I have to say I’m glad that someone has class these days. This is Vogue magazine, not some moronic rag that features Kardashians and reality Stars with manure for brains, and don’t give me that crap about Cyrus is like Madonna, breaking rules; Madonna might have never been a lady, but she was a woman when she came out, not a little girl taking off her clothes every-time she’s not getting attention. When will people realize, sex is great, sex is good, but it’s not the only thing in the life. If we as a society would promote using our brains as well as our bodies we wouldn’t have so many unwanted pregnancies in the world, and so many people on medication for depression.
No word yet if Vogue will ever use the Cyrus pictures. Meanwhile Cyrus, who should be bored already, with taking off her panties when the wind hits, has just released a new song and video (Wrecking Ball) in which she’s naked on a wrecking ball, and licking a hammer; way to go Miley, why even wear clothes anymore at all? Just make all you’re feature appearances in the nude, this way when you’re dancing and moaning about in barely their clothes, your attentions won’t seem so transparent.


Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Judge Judy Shows Off In Bikini. Guilty! Of Being Hot!

"Beauty fades, dumb is forever!"-Judge Judy.

Wow, check out Judge Judy showing her bikini body; who knew she had that under her robe!

Some men have been burning up looking at the sassy MILF's picture; we're sure she'd tell any horny admirers to get a life!

Thursday, September 5, 2013

How to Survive FALL, Gracefully.

Well it’s here, the end of summer and I still can’t believe another year is almost half over. I’m not ready for Santa Claus and his damn reindeer, and I hope he chokes on his North Pole.

When spring came I had so many hopes, dreams and visions of a clean closet, and it’s all been swallowed down like a chug of Pepto-Bismol; straight from the bottle.

This was the summer I was going to lose those pesky 10 pounds; become famous; and finally meet a man who doesn’t run when he realizes he’s in a relationship.

Well I lost 10 pounds, but soon turkey, pumpkin pie and chocolate foiled balls will fix that. I had a summer love that was over by September 2 after he checked his calendar I think, screw him, and I’m still not famous except at my gym; for singing Jay-Z on the treadmill.

I’ll miss my summer clothes and walks outside, the beach and how New York smells like urine in the summer; some of it animal, some of it human.

But I am happy, and at peace and grateful for everything I have. In this age when people post their every move from eating-to-farting-to-walking on Facebook, I’m content with my life. I want more and will get it but I’m not overly consumed with my mistakes and things I don’t have; I’m happy to be healthy (if not in mind) and ready for my next adventure; plus by next summer (hopefully) George R. R Martin will have finally released the new “Fire & Ice,” ‘Game Of Thorns’ book, and that will make me very happy indeed.