Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Justice Scalia Committed Suicide. HTYM Exclusi

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, was found dead with his head under a pillow. His family’s creepy dash to bury him with no autopsy has led many to believe there is a cover-up in his death, maybe even the possibility of murder. Sources tell me, Antonin Scalia, allegedly committed suicide and his family covered it up because Scalia was ultra-religious and it would be considered a sin to end his life. Well, here’s a big surprise, most people who jump on a soapbox to preach are usually the one’s committing all the sins they bash.
If Scalia did kill himself the eventual question is why? The chatter in some of the hair best salons is that Scalia had been suffering
from ill health for years and decided to end it all.

Scalia, was known to be a bully, whom repeatedly used his position to celebrate being a big time bigot. If it was up to Scalia, black people would still be slaves with no rights. Gays would be in jail for exposing people to their lifestyle and Roe v. Wade would be overturned because, and I quote, "our founding fathers didn't go around getting abortions." He was a mess.

I’m sure some white people are sad about his death, but me? I just keep humming, ‘ding, dong the witch is dead!’

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Rough Island. NEW Gay Erotica Book by Ted Cruz

One Nineteen-Year-old Marine. Three, straight basketball players and a mysterious island.

Travis O'Shea lacked discipline. Joining the United States Marines changed his attitude, and showed him he liked submitting sexually to rough, straight men.
Travis was looking forward to taking a cruise after a family tragedy. When he spies a hunky basketball team on board, he can't help but fantasize about them. When a hurricane takes the ship, the blonde haired Marine is stranded on a mystery island with three of the sexy, but straight basketball players.

At first Travis's fears were related to the abandoned island, and its hidden terrors, now he worries if he can ever satisfy the hungry needs of the heterosexual jocks...

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Thursday, February 11, 2016

February 13th is Mistress Day!

Mistress Day is a hidden secret, with Valentine’s Day getting all the press I thought it was about time to expose this great holiday; which in my opinion is ignored more than a girl at Ricky Martin’s birthday party.

Most restaurants and florist have reported that February 13th, is fast becoming just as popular as February 14th, due to the fact that most married men take out their mistresses or favorite rent boys for dinner that night; guess what’s for dessert; A cheap hotel.

So if you're man/woman, or Bruce Jenner, happens to tell you that they have plans for February 13th; saying something about a work dinner, you might have to wonder; was he/she/Bruce Jenner, really at a work dinner, or we're they celebrating betrayal behind your back on a heart shaped bed? if my significant other is out on February 13; I would be cautious but say nothing until they got home, then smell them like a blind hound dog. If your man/woman/Bruce Jenner, smells like chocolate fondue and KY; you better believe they was celebrating Mistress Day.

I’ve never been the mistress type and believe me, there are a lot of gay and “straight” married men out there looking for a good time. I just could never be second banana (literally!) to a wife or boyfriend; I’m an only child and I don’t like to share. I have friends that do it and no matter what they say, they’re miserable.

Here’s a fact; most married men don’t leave a marriage unless their partner breaks it up, and why should they? They have the best of both worlds; a maid at home and a slut at a hotel.

A friend of mine, who works at a major Chelsea restaurant, told me that February 13, is almost as booked as February 14, “Marc” reports that last year the restaurant was full of older men with wedding rings, pretty girls and cute young boys.

People always wonder why most married men cheat with ugly women/skanky guys; well here’s the truth; most beautiful people are boring in bed. But if a Ho has got some chub on them and a back tattoo? They'll be good to go anytime of the day, you can take her/ him/Bruce Jenner, to a hotel-to the alley and it’s all good for them. Beautiful people want dinner, compliments and the Hope diamond, and will probably lay there afterwards with a deer in the headlights look on their face as you go about your “business.”

I’ll make it no secret that I hate Valentine’s Day; when I’m in a relationship it can be very frustrating trying to please your partner by doing a bunch of things that you saw in the movies. Retail is no better by throwing it in your face when you walk into CVS, “She’ll be mad and make you a cad-remember V-Day is Feb 14th!” Oh screw you.

When you’re single you’re made to feel like a loser for not having someone. People, most of them in stupid relationships built on desperation and a second paycheck, will fill your head with stories of their happy romance; my momma always said,”If you have to sell it, it must be broke.” Is there any better example than Seal and Heidi Klum; who got remarried every year on their anniversary for seven years; They’re now divorced after Klum was caught banging the body guard; Auf Wiedersehen to you, bitch!

I support the Ho’s in having their day declared a national holiday. No matter which day you support I hope you’re going to have a wonderful time; I personally don’t care for either; it’s February 15, that I mixes my margarita; it’s when all the Valentine’s candy goes on sale for 50% off; now that’s my kind of holiday.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Why Are People Getting So Many Ugly Tattoos?

The evening was filled with laughter and plenty of alcohol. For a third date, things we’re really going well and I knew this was the night we would be making monkey love for the first time.
   Maybe he was, the one.

The lights were low at my place and we started to get busy as belts and shirts flew off. Instead of a body to die for I was confronted with a bric-a-brac of ugly tattoos. Here is some advice to people out there that put children or old people’s faces on their body; one does not want to stare at Grandma Mitzi’s overbite or look at the puss on little Mary-Lou when you’re trying to have sex.
    Listen, when tattoos are done well, they are hot, but when they are spelled wrong; have faces that would scare a mortician, or seems like their body looks like the wall at a rundown tattoo pallor; total turnoff. I wish people would be sober when they got a lot of these ugly tattoos; the world would be a prettier place.

   So why are people getting so many ugly tattoos? Because humans are stupid, and copy off people they see on the street or the internet instead of having some originality. These days when I see a guy without tattoos I think; he’s hot.

   Though now that I’m thinking about it. I want to put my money into a tattoo removal business. That is the business of the future.