Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Justice Scalia Committed Suicide. HTYM Exclusi

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, was found dead with his head under a pillow. His family’s creepy dash to bury him with no autopsy has led many to believe there is a cover-up in his death, maybe even the possibility of murder. Sources tell me, Antonin Scalia, allegedly committed suicide and his family covered it up because Scalia was ultra-religious and it would be considered a sin to end his life. Well, here’s a big surprise, most people who jump on a soapbox to preach are usually the one’s committing all the sins they bash.
If Scalia did kill himself the eventual question is why? The chatter in some of the hair best salons is that Scalia had been suffering
from ill health for years and decided to end it all.

Scalia, was known to be a bully, whom repeatedly used his position to celebrate being a big time bigot. If it was up to Scalia, black people would still be slaves with no rights. Gays would be in jail for exposing people to their lifestyle and Roe v. Wade would be overturned because, and I quote, "our founding fathers didn't go around getting abortions." He was a mess.

I’m sure some white people are sad about his death, but me? I just keep humming, ‘ding, dong the witch is dead!’

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Rough Island. NEW Gay Erotica Book by Ted Cruz

One Nineteen-Year-old Marine. Three, straight basketball players and a mysterious island.

Travis O'Shea lacked discipline. Joining the United States Marines changed his attitude, and showed him he liked submitting sexually to rough, straight men.
Travis was looking forward to taking a cruise after a family tragedy. When he spies a hunky basketball team on board, he can't help but fantasize about them. When a hurricane takes the ship, the blonde haired Marine is stranded on a mystery island with three of the sexy, but straight basketball players.

At first Travis's fears were related to the abandoned island, and its hidden terrors, now he worries if he can ever satisfy the hungry needs of the heterosexual jocks...

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Monday, February 1, 2016

Why Are People Getting So Many Ugly Tattoos?

The evening was filled with laughter and plenty of alcohol. For a third date, things we’re really going well and I knew this was the night we would be making monkey love for the first time.
   Maybe he was, the one.

The lights were low at my place and we started to get busy as belts and shirts flew off. Instead of a body to die for I was confronted with a bric-a-brac of ugly tattoos. Here is some advice to people out there that put children or old people’s faces on their body; one does not want to stare at Grandma Mitzi’s overbite or look at the puss on little Mary-Lou when you’re trying to have sex.
    Listen, when tattoos are done well, they are hot, but when they are spelled wrong; have faces that would scare a mortician, or seems like their body looks like the wall at a rundown tattoo pallor; total turnoff. I wish people would be sober when they got a lot of these ugly tattoos; the world would be a prettier place.

   So why are people getting so many ugly tattoos? Because humans are stupid, and copy off people they see on the street or the internet instead of having some originality. These days when I see a guy without tattoos I think; he’s hot.

   Though now that I’m thinking about it. I want to put my money into a tattoo removal business. That is the business of the future.